She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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