uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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