Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My penis needs a shock collar
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
God I need to hump something, right now.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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