the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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