i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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