he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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