Midget sex pt 2 tonight
false alarm. still invincible.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Houston, we have a blender
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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