my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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