windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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