you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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