So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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