Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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