Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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