how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Someone came in the potted fern
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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