no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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