are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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