What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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