You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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