yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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