yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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