The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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