five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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