Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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