After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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