Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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