everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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