if i can run in heels then i can drive
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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