Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My dick has a subreddit
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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