Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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