Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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