We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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