I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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