that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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