guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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