So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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