And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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