so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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