Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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