there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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