can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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