we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
