He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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