barbara walters just said penis...
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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