Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
