DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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