Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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