"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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