So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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