whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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