Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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