Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
