Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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