I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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