But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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